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DjKlutZ
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> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
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> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me,
> "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them
> at funerals.
Funny?? Question... any good stories in relation to this??
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Clubber@Work
Moving your Body
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Joined: 13 Nov 2001 Member #: 754 Posts: 176 Location: Israel - TLV
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i've just heard the first one from my friend...
really funny!
the "DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE" fits to me and my girlfriend
she always do it!!!
_________________ Best Tunes At The Moment -
1)Ian Van Dahl - Try (Alphazone Remix)
2)SunBlind - Believe (Nu Nrg Remix)
3)Laava - Wherever You Are
4)Jurgen Vries - The Theme (Dumonde Remix)
5)Iio - At The End (Johnny Vicious Mix)
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Steven H The Earthquaker Club Franchise Owner
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Excellent!!!
Very funny!
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:32 pm |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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DjKlutZ wrote: |
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me,
> "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them
> at funerals.
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LOL LOL
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Rob3rt
Feeling The Music
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lol. that was funny. i liked the last one
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