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Ian on a long term break i:Vibes Crew
Vibes: 79.70
Joined: 29 Nov 2001 Member #: 1,132 Posts: 2242 Location: East Midlands, England
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Post subject: Another 'funny' post for everyone.. u may have seen this b4 |
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In case you needed further proof that the human race
is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.
On a Sear's hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my
hair).
On a bag of Fritos:
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
Enjoy
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ReBirth
Feeling The Music
Vibes: 0.26
Joined: 22 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,422 Posts: 146 Location: Windhoek, Namibia
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good ones in there
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2002 3:57 pm |
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Steven H The Earthquaker Club Franchise Owner
Vibes: 157.49
Joined: 29 Jul 2001 Member #: 9 Posts: 2363
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Hahahaha! Some of those are really great! Had me laughing for ages!
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2002 5:12 pm |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
Vibes: 77.64
Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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he he... ive heard some of them b4.. but still very funny..
.... shows how stupid some ppl must really be
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Mathew
Club Franchise Owner
Vibes: 63.09
Joined: 01 Nov 2001 Member #: 230 Posts: 1734 Location: Stoke-on-Trent, England
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thats sweet... n1
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TranceMasterUK
On your way to Full-Time Clubber
Vibes: 1.66
Joined: 22 Nov 2001 Member #: 994 Posts: 95 Location: Scotland [UK]
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hahaha
yea some of there are crazy
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Sygnus
i:Vibes HeadEditor
Vibes: 6.92
Joined: 26 Nov 2001 Member #: 1,072 Posts: 230 Location: UK - Staffordshire
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haha, class
Must pass those round at work, lol
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