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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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Microsoft Announcement
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Geordie version of Windows2000 may have been accidentally shipped out of Newcastle.
If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help
understanding the commands.
The Newcastle edition may be recognised by looking at the loading
screen - it reads "Windaz2000" with a background picture of a Brown Ale
bottle superimposed on a photograph of the Tyne Bridge. It is shipped with the Brown Ale screensaver.
Also note :-
The Recycle Bin is labelled "Shite"
Dialup Networking is called "me mates"
Control Panel is known as "how te fook aboot wi the settins"
The Hard Drive is referred to as "Big Disk"
Other Features
OK - alreet
Cancel - fook that
Yes - aye
No - nee fookin' chance
Find - gan gerrit yer fooking sel'
Goto - owa there
Help - ah cannit dee it
Stop - divvent move
Start - hadaway and shite
Settings - settins
Programs - stuff that does stuff
Personal folder(My Documents)- me shite
Also note that Windaz2000 does not recognise capital letters or
punctuation
marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to Windaz2000
tiperita - a word processor
cullarin book - a graphics package
addin masheen - calculator
tunes - CD player
dole - accounting software
toon - a spreadsheet of Newcastle United FC's recent scores bevvy -
local off-licences by postcode and price of Brown Ale porn - Microsoft Internet Explorer
We regret any inconvenience it may cause if you received a copy of the
Newcastle edition. You may return it to Microsoft for an immediate
replacement.
non english ppl may not get this...
and if anyones from newcastle... ooops
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 7:48 pm |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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one more....
Disastrous News for Beer Drinkers
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer.
This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period
THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned.
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Ian on a long term break i:Vibes Crew
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I like the Geordie version of windows... I'm sure our friend mr nufc top of the league guy won't be impressed but its good... I guess a lot of the european, canadian or american or otherwise might not understand it
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lol that was quite good, i could understand it, I saw the movie "trainspotting" without subtitles, that was a little harder
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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he must be used to all the stick geordies get in jokes... there nearly as popular as irish jokes... (but now im digging a deeper hole )
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Steven H The Earthquaker Club Franchise Owner
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Whats this about Irish Jokes???
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:58 pm |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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he he... personaly i dont think there funnt at all...
making the english man the clever one and the irish man the stupid one.. .. such sick humour... lol
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