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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise OwnerVibes: 51.50 Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,506 Posts: 1434 Location: Newcastle/ Dirty leeds
Post subject: woman standing nude..........
looks in bedroom mirror and says to her husband " i look fat and ugly, pay me a compliment"
husband replies"your eyesights f,uckin spot on". _________________ Hardstyle & Gabba: Way of life
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde AddictVibes: 77.64 Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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hehe.. very funny
you got my hopes up tho from the post title.. was hoping for a fit bit of fanny !! _________________
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davehart i:Vibes AdminVibes: 568.71 Joined: 19 Nov 2001 Member #: 910 Posts: 4314 Location: Notts, UK
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Aye, bit of that wouldn't go a miss. _________________www.davehart.me
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Tim Tim i:Vibes CrewVibes: 56.96 Joined: 01 Jan 1970 Member #: 455 Posts: 1062 Location: Belgium
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hahahah
funny one :p
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Trancemaster H2 + O = H2O :) Bar ManagerVibes: 33.93 Joined: 12 Jun 2002 Member #: 2,317 Posts: 385 Location: Linköping (Sweden)
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I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny _________________ Hard Trance | Uplifting Trance | Melodic Trance | Psychadelic Trance
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Spherix Erik i:Vibes CrewVibes: 145.72 Joined: 25 Oct 2002 Member #: 2,831 Posts: 2002 Location: Sweden
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Trancemaster wrote: I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny
same here..
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde AddictVibes: 77.64 Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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Spherix wrote: Trancemaster wrote: I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny
same here..
how do you not get it ???
.. i would explain, but im sh*t at explaining things... _________________
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Spherix Erik i:Vibes CrewVibes: 145.72 Joined: 25 Oct 2002 Member #: 2,831 Posts: 2002 Location: Sweden
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((-&E-)) wrote: Spherix wrote: Trancemaster wrote: I didnt get that one, else it wasnt funny
same here..
how do you not get it ???
.. i would explain, but im sh*t at explaining things...
correction you are shit _________________ Do you believe in a god that tells you lies? - Or do you believe in me?
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde AddictVibes: 77.64 Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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oooh.. put that handbag away...
... silly g*t !!!! _________________
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Spherix Erik i:Vibes CrewVibes: 145.72 Joined: 25 Oct 2002 Member #: 2,831 Posts: 2002 Location: Sweden
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((-&E-)) wrote: oooh.. put that handbag away...
... silly g*t !!!!
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise OwnerVibes: 51.50 Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,506 Posts: 1434 Location: Newcastle/ Dirty leeds
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eh? its not rocket science???? _________________ Hardstyle & Gabba: Way of life
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davehart i:Vibes AdminVibes: 568.71 Joined: 19 Nov 2001 Member #: 910 Posts: 4314 Location: Notts, UK
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Wide load in the bedroom, just not needed. _________________www.davehart.me
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde AddictVibes: 77.64 Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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Spherix wrote: ((-&E-)) wrote: oooh.. put that handbag away...
... silly g*t !!!!
someone needs a bitch slap..
... foreign muppit _________________
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise OwnerVibes: 51.50 Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,506 Posts: 1434 Location: Newcastle/ Dirty leeds
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swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise _________________ Hardstyle & Gabba: Way of life
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde AddictVibes: 77.64 Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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White_Lightning wrote: swarmi may think that....but im sure gandi thinks otherwise
.. and whats he thinking then ???? _________________
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise OwnerVibes: 51.50 Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,506 Posts: 1434 Location: Newcastle/ Dirty leeds
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he thinks ur a gimp not a *beep*!! but vishnu is just waving his arms _________________ Hardstyle & Gabba: Way of life
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davehart i:Vibes AdminVibes: 568.71 Joined: 19 Nov 2001 Member #: 910 Posts: 4314 Location: Notts, UK
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Fuck knows what he's thinking but he looks like a blacked-up Santa. _________________www.davehart.me
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djy2g33 Obsessively Trancin Cloakroom DutyVibes: 38.67 Joined: 28 Apr 2003 Member #: 3,601 Posts: 17 Location: Boston
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LOL Not a bad joke.. I was expecting some random naked chick standing tho _________________ DJ Y2G
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